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analytics for the brosyour numbers.
bro'd down.
No dashboards. No jargon. Plug in your PostHog, and Brolytics tells you what's up, what's cooked, and the one move to make next — in plain bro.
↓ this is literally the whole product ↓
LET'S GO
YO. TRAFFIC IS COOKING 🔥
412 people pulled up yesterday — that's almost DOUBLE last week. Whatever you posted, it worked.
HEADS UP
PEOPLE BOUNCE AT PRICING 😬
7 out of 10 bros peace out on your pricing page. It's not them, it's the page.
THE MOVE
POST THE DEMO. TODAY. 📹
Your signups spike every time you post a video. You haven't posted in 6 days. You know what to do.
stupid simple. on purpose.
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paste a key
A read-only PostHog key. We encrypt it, lock it server-side, and it can never touch your data — only read it.
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we crunch it
Real queries run on your real numbers on a schedule. The AI turns them into plain-bro updates.
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you get told
Open the feed. Know what's up in 20 seconds. Get one concrete move, not a 40-widget dashboard.